YO ur FAV blogger IS BACK
Haha Napfa test was quite FUN. Unlike Nanyang which had theirs at 4pm, ours was at 8am in the morn while we were still dragging our bodies swollen from sleep around the campus. I was strangely energetic today and did my utmost best to destroy everyone's sleep by blasting I'M NOT OKAY and HELENA from the projector speakers at 6.50am. But for some reason I still dozed off during national anthem, guess theres no patriot blood left in me :)
My last year napfa results :
sit and reach: fail - zibei - too little numbers that its not worthy to be put here
.......ok la..29..happy?
sboard jump: 270m
shuttle run:9.5
inclined pull-ups:dunno, tyco just nice A
sit-ups:43
2.4: 12 point something (sux lyk hell )
This year :
2.4: 12 point something minus something (still sux lyk hell ARGGHH I NID BIGGER LUNGS)
chin ups : 10 (WE ALL AGREED ON DIS! though Lim "imbalanced" weizhe can do 19.5 chinups)
shuttle run: I accidentally smacked the idiot block away on my 1st try and got a crap 9.9?!! then had a retest can scored a better sounding 9.3s
sit and reach: cheated using the cliche method of setting ur shoulders far back and got A (WHEE)
board jump :280 (SHIT SHIT SHIT i rmb i was aiming for 300??!!! wtheckknooo)
sit-ups: 43 reuben the arse almost got me into trouble for this. He got 36 and asked me to help him cheat the score ,so when the teacher was recording results and me being the good friendly guy, I said that he got 43(A), THEN he argued and said "NO! its 32!" dam smart la wanna do this still shortchange himself (HAHHAHAHAH)
Omg i feel weird all of a sudden. I am taller than weizhe and javis but when we all stretch out our arms vertically, we reach exactly the same place. I HAVE SHORT HANDS??!! OR ARE THEIR HANDS MUTANTly LONG?! >.< CONSORTIUM ASSEMBLY - dam friggin boring except for a speech bout peer understanding. I CAUGHT OLDGHOST SNOOZING IN ASSEMBLY ON MY PHONE CAM WOOTZ. I am gonna post it in straits times and zaobao tomorrow's headlines might just be
"LAZY OLD BIATCH CAUGHT SNORING AWAY IN DREAMLAND DURING CONSORTIUM ASSEMBLY, TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE CHAGRIN OF THE SURROUNDING WELL-CULTURED STUDENTS LIKE LEE JUN WEN"
i sorta got some form of retribution. Having received an sms, I went to read it and TANSC HAD TO WAKE UP. there goes my phone, my life, my source of crapping wif peeps not from hwachong T.T
TT bitch was being idiotic when I asked her whether I could have my hp bk.
me: laoshi can i haf my hp back? (all in chi)
oldbitchghost: ORRHH WEN WO MEH YO YONG DE! YAO WEN WO SHANG SHI (oooo its useless asking me, u hafta ask my superior!)
me: Na ni de shang shi is shui (whos ur superior *cuz it might be HON, KEEK or even JOSEPH SIM as all r her superiors )
oldbitchghost : Ni SHUUO NEEE (who do u tinkk??? WAH DAM QB )
me: shi bu shi Mrs Ke?
oldbitchghost : Ni SHUUO NEEE (WHAT THE F)
me: wo de shou ji xian zai zai shui de shou shang? ( who's having possesion of my hp now? )
oldbitchghost : SHEEE MOOOO??! NI ZAI HWAZHONG SI NIAN LE HAI BU ZHI DAO SHUI SI WO DE SHANG SI??!! ( WHATTT?? AFTER 4 YEARS IN HC AND YOU STILL DUNNO WHOS MY SUPERIOR??!) ( GO N DIE LA >.<)
me: mutters* which one...shit u la
oldbitchghost : HUI2 QU4 SHANG4 KE4!!!
end of intellectual convo
I wanna report her man...so much
PS : The "SUPERIOR" turned out to be JEFFREY LIM??!!!!!!!!!!!!! "SUPERIOR" ?!!!!!!!!!! OKAY LOR I DUN UNDERSTAND U CUZ UR AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET
Escaped
{Monday, April 10, 2006}
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